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Profitable Internet Marketing
                         
                              Using Bulk Email

Best Bulk E-Mail Prices on the Internet!!!!!!

Bulk Email is the most cost effective form of advertising in the history of
                         the world !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
             
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Why is Bulk Email Successful ? - Bulk Email is successful because it works.
Advertising in any form is a numbers game. The more people exposed to your
message (an impression in advertising terminology), the more sales you will
make. Bulk Email gets your message in front of a vast amount of people for
a very modest investment. For the price of one black and white ad,
appearing one day only, in a daily newspaper in a medium to large city, you
can send your Bulk Email message out to 1,000,000 people !!! Most of these
large newspapers don't even have a circulation of 1,000,000. Sure not
everyone is going to read your Bulk Email message, but not everyone sees
your ad in the newspaper either. Bulk Snail Mail (regular junk mail) has
been very successful and not everyone reads it. If regular junk mail wasn't
profitable, you wouldn't be seeing so much of it. The reality is Bulk Email
works and that is why you are seeing it repeatedly.

If Bulk Email didn't work you wouldn't see it being used !!!!!!!!!!

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What is the Future of Bulk Email ? My advice is to get out there while you
still can and build up your business with Bulk E-mail.

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What is Bulk E-mail ? - Bulk E-mail is the sending out of unsolicited Email
Messages. These Bulk E-mail messages can be sent to target list of Email
addresses or to just anyone. It is entirely possible to send out several
million pieces of Bulk Email in one day. These Bulk E-mail messages can
contain information, offers to sell goods or services, or simply promote a
web site.

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General Bulk E-Mail Mailing Rates

These prices include the creation of the Bulk E-Mail message, the use of
         the mailing list and the sending out of the Bulk E-mail.

Small Starter Size     25,000...............................$99

Try it Sampler Size   100,000..............................$199

Medium Size Run       250,000..............................$299

Large Run             500,000..............................$499

Serious Run         1,000,000..............................$899

Professional        2,000,000. ............................$1500

Business Builder    3,000,000..............................$2200

Mega Market Run     5,000,000..............................$3000

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Mailing Lists ( Does not include Bulk E-Mailing)

1,000,000 E-mail addresses........................................$99

2,0000,000 E-mail addresses......................................$149

5,000,000 E-mail addresses.......................................$299

10,000.000 E-mail addresses......................................$499

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We have over 40,000,000 names in hand.  This list is updated every
few weeks. This gives our customers the NEWEST list available anywhere.
We can assure our customers that thier order will be processed A S A P.
If there is ever a doubt we send extra names.  We may not be the cheapest 
but we give our customer "TOP QUALITY SERVICE".

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RT 2 BOX 396A
JENKS, OK 74037

Call Bill Moore at 918-291-7546

Or fax your order to 918-291-7546

We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover/Novus, American Ezpress
and checks by fax

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