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Date: Mon, 12 Jan 1998 06:20:45 -0600 (CST)
From: Link Committee<wired2000@hotmail.com>
To: hapless.victim@nowhere.com
Subject:  Webring / Link
Status: RO
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Good Day,

We were looking through the webrings under general 
interest related sites and we came about to your directory 
listing in the WebRings. We were wondering if you would 
be interested in helping each other advertise our sites. We 
(www.wired2000.com & www.emailonline.com) currently 
get about 2000 hits a day and we would like to swap links 
with you. If you are willing to put a link that goes to our site 
we'd be more than happy to do the same with your site.

Our site has a very wide range of public interest, such as 
Cartoons, Electronic Postcards, Contests, Chat Room and 
several new features which are all free to the public. 
Commercially, we distribute commercial email marketing 
products and virtual hosting solutions (we're looking
for sales reps too).

If you are interested in linking with us, we would 
appreciate a link to http://www.wired2000.com

We would in exchange put your web site as a link from 
our surf points page. If you do put a link, please fill out the 
form on this page: http://www.wired2000.com/surfpoint
and we'll be more than happy to do the same.

Sincerely Yours,
Charles
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Free Contest Entry: http://www.wired2000.com/cruise

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